Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?

Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY

by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019

GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.

I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!

by L892 March 8, 2025

Straw man

A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person

I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.

by wtf is wrong with people March 30, 2023

Ball straw

Another term for the word penis

Originated from Nathan @ the Dandaloo hotel

“Oi she sucked the semen from my ball straw”

by Stawboy May 7, 2023

Straw dawg

Is a method to consume an alcoholic beverage in a short period of time. This is accomplished by utilizing a straw with your favorite beverage. You will then utilize the straw to finish your beverage quickly, most preferably under a minute to enhance the ability to catch a fade in a shorter period of time.

Hey are we pre gaming before the concert? Fuck yeah! Let straw dawg a couple of beers.

by V & C July 21, 2024

the bean straw

An alternate way to eat baked beans. Most often used by members of BA Meetings.

"I love eating beans with a spoon."
"I prefer the bean straw."

by Maybe . . . December 3, 2013

Bologna Straw

Another word for a meaty cock.

I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.

by TokyoDriftin June 19, 2024