Jock Strap

Jock Starp, often meaning complete idiot!

Man, look at that Jock Strap trying to hit on those chicks!

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004

Neck Strap

A device used to hold a saxophone or contrabass clarinet up, so arms don't get tired when marching on the field.

Girl: Man, my neck strap is too tight.
Guy: Loosen it up a bit...how else are you going to play your sax?

by Krystina the Alien October 9, 2008

Jock Strap Vampire

It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.

Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap

by JockStrapVampire69 February 9, 2007

sack strap

The device used to keep a male actor's penis tucked up during the filming of soft porn.

"Look Mom, no sack strap!" or Rick forgot his sack strap while receiving a nasty lap dance at local strip club.

by 'D' Shift Dogs November 7, 2007

chicken strap

its when you finish eating chicken and you put on a strap on

i farted on wes

by Bobby A August 8, 2003

Boot strap

Boot Strap - Early latin and greek use of the phrase points towards "me gan light a boot strap" ie I am going to light up a large joint.

Joint
Jay
Reefer
Bob
Boot strap

by EX jungle posse April 30, 2011

Kook Strap

A degrogatory name for a surfboard leash, in particular when used on a longboard.

"That friggen' hodad pearled his Bic so bad on that little ankle biter than he nearly choked himself with his kook strap."

"Dude, it's only like two feet out there. Are you really gonna use your friggen kook strap?"

by Seymore Kuntz May 11, 2012