When someone refers to seeing or knowing someone with a huge beak nose in a derogatory sense without first surveying their surroundings. On mentioning the aforementioned nose they then realise that a person in their immediate vicinity has a nose very similar or exactly resembling a "huge beak nose".
"We were sat round the table last night and James pulled a stapléton, this girl had a massive honk. I had a hard time not laughing, he went as bright as a cherry though."
by POBox December 7, 2009
Get the Stapléton mug.The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.
I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.
by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011
Get the stapledick mug.by tizzle30 October 2, 2007
Get the staplesex mug.This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!
1. Face
2. Smile
3. Tits
4. Arse
5. Legs
6. Personality
7. Intelligent
8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)
9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)
10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
1. Face
2. Smile
3. Tits
4. Arse
5. Legs
6. Personality
7. Intelligent
8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)
9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)
10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"
Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"
Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"
Face = 1
Smile = 0.5
Tits = 1
Arse = 0
Legs = 0.5
Personality = 1
Intelligent = 0.5
Slutiness Scale = 1
Drinking Ability = 0.5
An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5
Total = 6.5
Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"
Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"
Face = 1
Smile = 0.5
Tits = 1
Arse = 0
Legs = 0.5
Personality = 1
Intelligent = 0.5
Slutiness Scale = 1
Drinking Ability = 0.5
An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5
Total = 6.5
Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011
Get the Stead-Pollard Rating mug.It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.
by njmad June 15, 2009
Get the pencil stapler mug.Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009
Get the Swingline Stapler mug.Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.
MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.
by Who else? January 23, 2004
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