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Gloria Jeanskicks Starbuck's ass! Gloria Jeans is good while the extremely overrated Starbucks tastes like dirt mixed with 3-day old coffee filters. Volkswagen driving, L.L. Bean wearing, wannabe artsy 25+ year olds with Macs make up the ritually starbucks drinking crowd.
Maria , wearing her new gap yoga outfit, drove her Jetta each morning to starbucks to browse through the Eddie Bauer website on her Macintosh powerbook. Sally and her friends tried one sip of that shiiit and drove to Gloria Jeans in her Escalade.
by sally l July 19, 2004
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Starbucksing

The equivalent of going clubbing,or visiting various nightclubs for entertainment and meeting romantic interests, only for people under the legal drinking age who have too much of a conscience to get a fake I. D. In other words, one goes to the various Starbucks around town and tries to get phone numbers from relatively attractive people.
"YEAH! Wanna go starbucksing with me this Friday?"
"No thank you, I'm actually over 21."
by Barri J. C. February 11, 2009
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An evil corperation that makes people dislike Seattle coffee!
You thought just every corner in Washington state with a Mocha shop was bad? Look what Starbucks did to the whole USA, these's a Starbucks on every corner.
by vv March 9, 2004
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The formal coffee supplier of A-holes.
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go

2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is

3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
A regular business day in starbucks would most likely include these characters

1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
by The Conqueror February 29, 2008
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The most fucking disgusting fucking potent coffee in the world.
My first and ONLY Starbucks experience:

Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.

My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?

Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.

Her: Hahahahaahahaha!

Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
by SexYes November 2, 2007
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Starbucks Name

when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.
Starbucks barista: and your name is?

You: Hannah

(minutes later)

Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!

(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)
by sunshineyday February 5, 2010
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The only coffee shop (I know of at least) where the tall is a small and the short is an extra large. You also have to speak what I call "Starbucks" to order anything fancy there. Sheesh.
Barista: "Welcome to Starbucks"
Customer: "I'll have a grande caramel latte with ice and an expresso shot please."
Barista: "Would you like whipped cream or caramel sauce on that?"
Customer: "No thanks, but I'll also get one of your venti Mocha frappachino iced coffees!"
by bonjourno August 4, 2007
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