gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

cock stab

To forcefully move one's pelvis during intercourse as if attempting to damage the vagina.

I would like to cock stab Jim's wife again, she's a good sport.

by last of the nice guys February 1, 2010

im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them

"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"

by rb ryan December 11, 2024

Stab

Acronym foundered by @pastel_kat_ and @_jeanmlewis_ that stands for Sassy Thicc Ass Bitch

"Your a stab" "I hate that stab" etc. Stab can be use to replace many word e.g. Bitch

by T h i c c August 18, 2017

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

birthday stab

When you poke the birthday person with your finger or something (usually in the stomach) so they will have good luck the rest of the day .

"A birthday stab for the lucky boy"
"bro the birthday stab WORKED"

by Russianclowns September 20, 2019

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023