Squintz

Ryan MacKinnon

first person- Do you know Ryan MacKinnon?

second person- Who?

first person- Squintz

second person- (unimpressed) Oh, yeah I do.

by earl herquest November 13, 2011

squirteen

phenominal special group of adult, legal-age women 18 &19 years of old that have the gift and talent and ability to externally ejaculate when they orgasam effectively spraying everything and / or everyone in the path of their forceful, mini-firehose / garden-sprinkler type cum-shower thank you ladies ! (-:

WOW !!! I must be DICKMAN 'cause I just made my woman cum so hard she blasted squirt accross the room and short-circuted the stereo on the dresser, soaked all the bed linen and I guess gave ME a facial ! OH YEAH ! i'm lovin' it ! that's gotta be the nastiest, most extraodinary spectacularly best experience EVER! (DAMN I'M GOOD ! ) little did I know what she meant when I asked her her age and she replied " I'm SQUIRTEEN" what was in store thank you to all you freaks

by grzly aka norcalbevreter July 20, 2011

squirt

A tasty lemon-lime flavored soda beverage

Yo pass the Squirt

by Squrta-tit-is July 24, 2013

Squirt

A small/short person. Also a name or insult to non-adolescent children.

Bobby: *walking around a Mid Western Town unsupervised* Lalalalalalalala!
Jake The Kid: Hey, Squirt, you ain't allowed in these parts. Someone oughta teach you some manners.
Bobby: AW, RATS!

by AnimeLover2002 April 20, 2015

Squirt one off

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation

After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.

by montyl January 21, 2010

hershey squirt

1. brown spot on underwear resulting from a diarrhea fart. 2. failure of parents to adequately potty train a child.

damn! did you hear that dude's fart? that must have left a hershey squirt for sure!

by smak September 4, 2003

Squirt

When she squirts means vaginal discharge or orgasm

Kate:Uhh uhhh uhhhh fuck yeah ohh uhh daddy put it in harder! Bryce:shit,you just squirted all over the fucking room.Kate well girls are girls.

by Theshitposter11 March 26, 2019