Mad Squish

"Mad squish" a synonym of things such as "mad cool" you can also just say "squish" meaning that something is cool/rad/awesome.

Hey man, those new jeans are mad squish.

by taxidermy911 July 8, 2009

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Squashbuckler

A crazy mother ducker

That squashbuckler is gonna kick our arse in fantasy football!

by Squashbuckler November 5, 2015

squished

Exhausted, barely able to move

Man i was up so late last night, I'm squished.

by ATM-R December 4, 2006

national squish tits day

notational squish tits day is on august 26. so go squish those tits

today is national squish tits day

by daddyeater887 August 26, 2018

sports cap vodka squash

a method of pre-drinking using a sports cap bottle, with vodka and a squash drink of ones choice.

'mate, wanna have some sports cap vodka squash before we go out tonight?'

'sports cap later??'

by wonderland291 May 20, 2010

Squish

A slang word for vagina.

Yo bro, we need to get some squish this weekend!

by Diggy-Dantz January 3, 2007