Squeeted

To accidentally Ejaculate, or romphe in one's eye.

DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!

I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!

by Kyra L July 29, 2008

squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.

(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'

by kapooch102 December 30, 2011

squeeze box

a slang term for vagina

I wanna stick my penis in her squeeze box.

by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

squeeze

Sterno which is separated from the wax by squeezing it through a cloth - often a dirty sock. Sterno is a canned cooking fuel used under buffets and for camping. Squeezing it produces methyl alcohol, (methanol), which produces an intoxication when drank. Its a last resort for an alcoholic who can't afford drinking beer or liquor.

My mom is too poor to drink liquor, she just likes squeeze.

by Jason Ward January 11, 2005

Lemon Squeeze

Fluid response to act of squeezing the "lemon"

After placing his penis in his partners mouth Pedro was greeted with an unusually hard grab to his testicles (the lemon squeeze). Pedros natural response was to release his tangy tart urine (fluid) to his partner by the mouthful.

by twistedmind June 27, 2012

Falcon Squeeze

A falcon sqezze is when someone holds something between their boobs, and sqeezes with enough force that it can break said object.

She just gave that egg a falcon squeeze

by Alisarnic February 17, 2009

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

It’s a thing that Nikki maxwell says 24/7 in her dork diaries books LMAO

Nkikki: SQUEEEEEEEEEE
Reader: *burns book*

by ROSAAAA101 November 1, 2019