Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Scratch back

A derogatory term referring to illegal alien from Latin America who, because s/he cannot swim, enters the U.S. by crawling under the fence, causing his/her back to get severely scratched.

Person 1 white trash: "Hey, Juan. Like, your Mom's a total wetback. They should deport y'all back to Mexico."
Person 2 (Hispanic respondent): "Actually, Billy Bob, you ignorant white trash racist pendejo, my Mom came from Guatemala and crawled under the fence carrying me. So, we're both scratch backs."

by StickMan May 7, 2015

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is illegible writing.

wtf is that chicken scratch? i can't understand it!

by Thuggish June 20, 2003

scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.

I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.

by sonic68 March 10, 2009

scratchalicious

the uncontrollable urge to scratch a bug bite, scab or rash even though you know you shouldn't, but it feels so good you can't stop yourself.

I got bitten by mosquito's all weekend while I was camping and can't stop itching. It's scratchalicious.

by jomaby August 3, 2010

Scratchibum

An individual who likes to wear a sock upon his penis.

Hey, look at him with a sock on his penis, he must be a Scratchibum

by Scratchibum January 11, 2012