Scratchibum's definitions

geocacher

The most boring person on Earth who somehow finds it fun to look for a piece of paper amongst wet bushes and dog shit. Will bore anyone as they think the subject is interesting. It isn't.

I was in the pub last night and one of my friends is a GeoCacher and bored me to death all night about it. The boring twat.

by Scratchibum May 20, 2014

All talk and no trousers

A bloke who talks about having sex, but lacks the balls to do it.

"Dave keeps promising to give me a great sex session, but bottled out of it. He's all talk and no trousers!"

by Scratchibum February 5, 2014

onscreen bravado

A person using a computer who acts big and pretends to be braver than he/she is in real life.

Why are you talking like that to me, i know it's only onscreen bravado.

by Scratchibum September 6, 2013

Scratchibum

An individual who likes to wear a sock upon his penis.

Hey, look at him with a sock on his penis, he must be a Scratchibum

by Scratchibum January 11, 2012