Scratchibum's definitions

All talk and no trousers

A bloke who talks about having sex, but lacks the balls to do it.

"Dave keeps promising to give me a great sex session, but bottled out of it. He's all talk and no trousers!"

by Scratchibum February 5, 2014

geocacher

The most boring person on Earth who somehow finds it fun to look for a piece of paper amongst wet bushes and dog shit. Will bore anyone as they think the subject is interesting. It isn't.

I was in the pub last night and one of my friends is a GeoCacher and bored me to death all night about it. The boring twat.

by Scratchibum May 20, 2014

Scratchibum

An individual who likes to wear a sock upon his penis.

Hey, look at him with a sock on his penis, he must be a Scratchibum

by Scratchibum January 11, 2012

onscreen bravado

A person using a computer who acts big and pretends to be braver than he/she is in real life.

Why are you talking like that to me, i know it's only onscreen bravado.

by Scratchibum September 6, 2013