spunkhose

a penis that ejaculates in monumental proportions. a biblical style flood

i used my spunkhose on ur mum. she drowned.

by sp.u May 5, 2018

Spinch

One fine lady, tight like a fox.

Who is she? She fine? Daaamn

Dana, she’s a spinch.

by Lilspinch May 25, 2018

Snunch

A combination of a snack and lunch; it's a little too late for lunch, yet close to snack time.

"Hey Mom! Can we stop at McDonald's for snunch? Dad forgot to fix us lunch."

by Mommommommommom April 17, 2018

Spuuch

Pronunciation: Pooch but with an S - {Spuu-ch}

A rather toxic individual. (Usually male).

This person emits a high radiative aura of douchebaggery, is very sarcastic, and acts way more drunk than they actually are at social gatherings like. Fraternity parties, Ragers, Daygers, Birthday parties, New Year's parties, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, Waltz's etc.

This person is insecure and hides it with his douchebag aura.

If you ever find yourself in a situation where there is a person that has these characteristics near you, leave immediately. Unless you want to witness the unimaginable level of douche this individual possesses.

Boy: Dad, why is that hairy drunk man at my Bar Mitzvah party?

Dad: That's your cousin, he's in a frat at the University of Florida.

Boy: What a fuckin' Spuuch.

by Gare the Big Bear May 29, 2018

Spuntch

To spend all of ones budget on it while vibing at the ritz carlton.

Its safe to say i spuntch your whole budget on it while vining at the ritz carlton.

by Plieflies August 29, 2018

scunch

when you look like a bag of wadded up, shit covered piece of toilet paper but decide to go out in the presence of people

Noun: I look like a scunch.
Verb: I scunched in public today.
Adj.: Do you like my scunchy look?

by casadellatrap November 4, 2018

Slunch

Extreme Slouching

Why is this guy slunched so much

by Fresh_Knight November 6, 2018