Spanking

The Spanish King.

(C'mon, what else could that word mean?)

When we were in Madrid, we were received in a Spanking Audience.

by not_the_king July 2, 2010

Spank-o-Vision

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.

I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.

by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Birthday spankings

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this

Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings

by Novanilla January 25, 2015

spankdown

1) To be rebuffed in a big way

2) Imagine WWE Smackdown, but with naked oily hard bodies.. Schwing!

1) Damn! You gonna take that spankdown standing up?!?

1a) I thought I would win with my full house until Phil laid the spankdown of 4 aces.

2) You see that spankdown on the spice channel? Dang, that be some hot gic!

by HyperThread September 28, 2004

man spank

noun or verb. a spank on the ass that is administered and recieved by the male gender not as a form of punishment or flirtation but instead to show appreciation for a recently performed task.

1. Did you see Kobe "man spank" Lamar after that thunderous dunk?
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.

by Big Francisco December 31, 2009

Spankjabber

Someone who enjoys fisting somebody up the anal

Ohh yeah spankjab me baby you big spankjabber

by Dan Critchlow the third April 9, 2008

spank bank overdraft

When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft

Hey dude you making a withdrawal from the spank bank tonight ,bro I tug it so much I'm into spank bank overdraft

by Mattyglide March 15, 2017