Double spoon

When a person spoons two people, it is a very kinky, but honestly affectionate course of action

it was cold and we had no choice, the three of us had to double spoon to keep up body heat!

by spoonilicious December 31, 2010

Spoon Fairy

A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.

"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape April 21, 2016

spoon moment

A moment when someone does something really stupid, perhaps humorously, but likely accidentally.

It was a real spoon moment when I messed up my speech at the university.

by Little.Fire June 4, 2018

spoon

a devine being worshiped by followers of the religion spoonerism for mor info go to www.freewebs.com/knud/spoon.htm

worship the spoon not the evil wooden chip shop fork u bloody wonk

by enots nybot February 15, 2004

Spoon banger

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.

It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.

by chuzbesko August 3, 2010

asian spoon

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.

Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??

by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017

spoonful of pills

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.

Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.

by Jsmelks September 30, 2015