sphincterous

To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.

That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009

sphincterel

Resembling an ass hole.

Your face is sphincterel.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

Sphincter Titties

a fat man's tits.

Johnny, i was gonna fuck your mother last night but I realized how much your father's sphincter titties turned me on. I fucked your dad Johnny.

by Sphanky Phresh July 25, 2010

Sphincter Giggle

The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.

Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'

Friend 2: 'What did you say?'

Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'

Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'

by thatguywhosaysstuffsometimes February 28, 2011

sphincterlingus

(verb) the act of licking your partners butt hole

Meghann really, really, really likes it and screams like a banshee when Dave performs sphincterlingus during naked sexy time time.

by Meghann D March 14, 2011

Sphincterjockey

A person who rides your ass all day like a boss, co-worker or the IRS.

sphincter jockey Sphincterjockey

by Cuddly Tedyy May 10, 2011

sphincteriority

Having the quality or quality of an anal sphincter. The ability to let shit pass through at will. In short: like an asshole.

His air of sphincteriority had everyone in the place ready to kill him. He was the biggest asshole any of us had ever met.

by Artimus the Terrible June 20, 2011