Sneaker head

A person who is sexually attracted to sneakers. They buy shoe so they can stick there Dick in them. That's why you didn't win the raffle.

Person 1:"My fatass uncle john is a sneaker head!"
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."

by D1r2 October 8, 2021

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sneakernet

A network of computers that consists of a link known as "sneakernet" whereupon a courier sneaks a Floppy disc from one computer to another in order to transfer data.

The files were transferred to the print server via sneakernet, we used 4 whole floppies for it

by Lilmuckers July 3, 2003

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speaker • Speaker for the Dead • speaker knockerz • Speaker baby • speaker boys • speakerboxx • speakerguy • "Speaker phone that ho!" • Speaker Approved • Speaker Blowerz

speakerqueer

Losers who are so obsessed with speakers and all things pertaining to audio. Even the mention of the word 'sub' or 'bass' pegs thier dorkwad meter to the maximum.

I used to like to instant message Jerry and Mike but now they are just a bunch of Speakerqueers

by Jonny Ringo February 27, 2007

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sneaker buying bitch

A amazing beautiful girl who has an attitude but loves sneakers

Britney is a sneaker buying bitch.

by KJBJ September 20, 2015

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sneaker

penis, male genitalia

i was so drunk last night i took my sneaker out at the party,
there i was sitting in my room stroking my sneaker
come on girl you know you want this sneaker

by pat mayonaise March 21, 2011

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Sneaker Pimps

A band consisting of multiple males. They had a girl in the band once, but she sucked. She was REALLY short. Chris Corner is a member.

"Oh, Sneaker Pimps? OMG ARE THEY RAP?!"

by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

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Coined by E. Oluwole around 2001, "sneakers" stands for any move in which the sneaker (person doing the action) takes advantage of the work the sneakee has done. The word "sneakers!" is to be said aloud when the action takes place.

Sure fire way to slowly annoy your roomates in college! They won't see it coming... probably because it's so retarded.

When her brother lifted up the lid of the garbage can, E gleefully yelled "sneakers!" as she threw her crumpled napkin into the can, saving herself from the trouble of lifting and placing down that burdensome lid.

Upon turning on the faucet, E's brother snuck over and yelled "sneakers!" as he rinsed the spoon he held, now free of the responsibility of turning off the faucet.

by E. Oluwole September 2, 2006

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