shaffina

Shaffina the sexy beautiful qomen who can take care of macimum or 6 children including her hasbaaand

Oh i want to be like shaffina im sexy

by Shaffina mum January 5, 2018

Safford, Arizona

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.

"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."

by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021

Penis scaffold

The act of clipping one or multiple bulldog clips onto the foreskin of a penis, acting as a source of extreme pleasure for some since the foreskin is one of the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.

Hey baby. I wanna penis scaffold you tonight.

by marg the barge September 23, 2012

Safford

A mormon-filled area of Arizona where many new STDs are created

After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.

by Grizzlies January 15, 2009

happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

skaff

To have sex with someone. To shag.

"I am skaffing tonight mate"

by Dil May 13, 2005

Saffron barker

A “youtuber” with a personality as fake as her hair colour. Likes to roll her eyes a lot and LAVSSS to be one fake bitch teehee

Oh is that saffron barker nahh it’s just an insect

by Tanishaaaaaa January 12, 2019