Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 26, 2010

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Soft apple

Dumbass fruit

Its a dumbass fruit such a soft apple

by Oof@oof@oof December 3, 2018

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Soft Crot

Loose, runny shits.

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

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soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 June 8, 2018

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Soft ghosting

When someone is liking your picture or watching your story but will not answer the phone or your text messages

Girl “he just liked my picture but I called him 5 minutes ago and he didn’t respond”

Other girl “I think he is soft ghosting you”

by -.jadaskyeeeee.- October 15, 2019

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When you and the person you're dating decide you're going to move in together, and you decide to move into one persons existing apartment because they have more stuff than you, and it's so much easier for the person with less stuff to move in.

If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.

All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.

Girl: "I'd love to meet up with you tonight, but I've got to clear out some room upstairs for my boyfriends massive computer system and I'll make some bathroom space too."

Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"

Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies March 27, 2017

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