i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

Sober

Sober is just not black out drunk

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap

by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023

Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat

We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.

by Lombard King October 10, 2025

False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.

Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”

by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018

Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.

I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.

by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024

Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.

The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".

by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020