snifflesh

a cooler way to say sniffles.

I've got the snifflesh.

by Josie J. December 1, 2005

snarfle

v. To borrow an item without permission, but with full intent to return it.

"I snarfled this book the other day, but I forgot to return it."

by Erunamo Sinda July 13, 2006

sniffle tissue

Noun
A facial tissue in which one excretes their mucous when they have the sniffles.

"My sniffle tissue you will not throw!!!"

by The Original Mr. Sniffles October 15, 2006

snarfle

A dirty tissue, especially with lots of boogers.

John said, "Throw out my snarfle, please."
Amanda yelled, "No way, its all snotty."

by amandopherson December 20, 2006

Snarfle

A lively or angry debate or discussion.

Wow, there's this one kid in my dorm that started this use snarfle over some frozen yogurt thing. What a noob.

by Guy That Frosts Your Cookies October 21, 2010

Snuffleapagus

When someone places a high pressure water gun used to wash cars, up or around your bum and squeezes the trigger, leaving you feeling like you have just shit diarrhea in your pants. Not pleasant at all...

"Hey man, tell me when Bryce comes around so I can give him a snuffleapagus."
"Alright, he's coming!"

-squeeze trigger-
"Oh shit! Why'd you snuff me?!?!"
"I thought you needed to cool down haha"

by Youdontknowme!!!!! June 8, 2013

snifflesnort

Eric Turner.

....

Owned*

I was about to finish until I heard a snifflesnort. Shit got weird.

Alt. Example: When you're balls deep and about to get lost, someone walks in and a snifflesnort ensues. The cross between an "Oh, what the fuck that's my sister and holy shit you have a hairy ass."

by t-bone 12? September 22, 2013