Sludgeblood

Caused by an autoimmune disease called antiphospholipid syndrome, or Hughes Syndrome in the UK. APS makes the blood too thick and prone to clotting.

I am so sick of having fogbrain and sludgeblood from this crappy APS!

by kukukajoo April 1, 2011

sludgebag

A bag of sludge that you have physical attractions to.
"A sexy creature" or "Creature of the night"

Wow, I found a sludgebag on WorldOfTnT, He makes my pussy wet I want to lick his face off

by Adolph Hitler July 23, 2014

Kentucky SludgeFest

Where said african americans masturbates in a circle and throws feces at each other.

Awh man that Kentucky SludgeFest last night was crazy it took me hours to wash myself off!

by Puffy Nipples Mcgee July 8, 2012

smudgemuffin

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

Sledgeface

That face someone has when you want to smash their head in with a sledge hammer.

"Guy 1: i want to fuck him up!
Guy 2: nah, he's just got a Sledgeface. Chill"

"Dudes just sitting there sledgefaced out on Busch heavy and jack fire shits fucked."

by Dennyloggins April 21, 2017

Sludgy Buddy

A homie that you have homosexual tendencies for but it isn't gay.

Yo, I think Jax would be a good sludgy buddy.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

spudge

Pleasuring your own prostate with your thumb

Brendan "I spudged so hard last night, I barfed over the cat"

by Kerrash August 23, 2022