slapping the bone

Whacking off furiously

Ew! This creep ass sent me a snapchat of himself slapping the bone!!!

by Toxxxic666 September 5, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Skipping Ropes

A woman whose breasts are extremely stretched out and can be used as Skipping Ropes in a playground with children.

Rudy - "Look at that geezer, she's got reyt long Skipping Ropes!"
Michael - "Look at the children playing on them!"

by ShroomBoom45 May 16, 2018

African thigh-slapping storytelling

Part of African culture that hands down stories from one generation to the next that involves melodic thigh slapping.

My grandfather went for hours with African thigh-slapping storytelling. I hate being black.

by nostradamnus January 25, 2011

Ball Slapping

When a man's Bollocks slap against his thigh.

"That is a weird slapping noise." Omigod! He is ball slapping (horrified look)

by OGDuckSquadOGAsianInvasian December 13, 2015

Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.

'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'

by 12017317 March 7, 2014