shooting shots

Firing off insults at a person unnecessarily.

A: Hey you’re really bad at driving

B: Why you shooting shots bro? You know I’m trying my hardest.

by Ray =) December 26, 2017

pearl shooting

the fine art of shooting pearls found in the bottom of easy way drinks. 'shooting' is usually perfomed with an oversized straw also available at the easy way bar.... Pearls are often 'gooey' as this helps them stick more efficiently

pearl shooting at passing shore boys hats.

by schmell March 9, 2010

shootin clear

when your ejaculate doesn't have any sperm, so it is clear

so dude, you still shottin clear?

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Shootin' pool with a rope

Attempting sexual intercourse with a impotent penis.

Green, Last night bro, I was so gone off X I was shootin' pool with a rope.. My girl was pissed!

by CGreen264 January 16, 2010

shoshing

v. doing something (really easy) so spectacularly wrong that your friends mock you endlessly.

that girl spilled juice all over herself, and she was using a sippy cup! totally shoshing it.

by whats_dkk November 18, 2013

school shooting

1. Phrase for Kids getting pissed at there school, that they force ther way into their school, with a firearm, and shoot's teachers and Pupils. Often they shoot themself after. School Shootings are often blamed at at violent games, like Counter-Strike and GTA.

2. Rap Song, by Ill Bill - The Anatomy of a School Shooting.

1. Sad Parents- Why Did He Do It?!?!
Police Officer- Probaly Because Of That Counter-Strike..
Mad CS Player- FUCK YOU!!

2. Dont Try To Analyse Me now/
You Had You Chance Back Then/
Maybe You Could Have Been Me friend/

by JynKE April 11, 2005

Shooting Blanks

for males during orgasm no semen comes out your penis . During retrograde ejaculation, semen travels into the bladder, rather than being squirted out of the penis. This is usually the result of most prostate surgeries. When turp (Trans Urethral Resection of the Prostate) was first started for bladder retention, cuting away some of the prostate with scopic tube including miniature camera, miniature scalpal up your pee hole up to your prostate. Again in the late 1970's doctors worked very slowly and cautiously so far less of thes turp procedures caused dry climax, orgasm. Today what occurs is surgeons working too fast. this results damage to the vesical sphincter. Since the sphincter is damaged or roto rotered totally it no longer closes off the bladder so your jism just falls in there instead of splooging out your cock. These dry orgasms give very little pleasure and more importantly do not give any sexual tension relief.
Retrograde ejaculation can happen as a result of certain types of surgery, such as prostate surgery, or can occur in men with conditions that can damage the nerves, such as diabetes, alcohol abuse or multiple sclerosis.

guy:This guy tells me post prostate surgery he can't splooge in his lover's face, he's just shooting blanks, so she left him.
listening guy: why the fuck should that matter
guy: He told me she rubs his or some other guy now, jizz into her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
listening guy: whatever

by anon_frank March 8, 2017