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Dseeamn I was eatin these fuckin wings man, and them shits were so good! Steve thinks his shit don't stink.
by steve's mom March 14, 2003
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The Shits

1. An adjective meaning awful, horrible, or the worst. The opposite of 'the shits' is 'the shit', used to describe something that rules or is generally really awesome. 'The shits' generally refers to something that sucks to just short of the greatest extent possible.

2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.
"Man, Weenus's breath is the shits. I can't believe I let him hiss right up my nose. It's so disgusting but I just can't stop."

"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."
by American Jesus January 9, 2004
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that shit

A term used when I caught something from someone else (S.T.D)
Shay: I need to go to the doctor
Niki: Why?
Shay: I need a check-up
Niki: You got that shit!!!
Shay: Bitch don't play
by OneAMillion July 20, 2008
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the shit

The best - a very interesting phrase as the word THE is the most significant since without it a different meaning applies.
This beat is the shit! = This song is of high quality!
This beat is shit! = This song is of poor quality!
Imma be the shit baby, check me out!! = I am going to be the best Mina, check me out!!
by Thomo9 November 9, 2009
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Shit

1. Human Waste
2. Something a human usually says to express suprise, happiness , or anger
by Narfmonsterr January 7, 2017
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Shit

Something that comes our of your asshole.
Mike:*knocks* are you done yet?
Jason: No i cant get the shit out.
by xXTakeMeOverXx May 5, 2017
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not for the shits

1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,

or

2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"

or

3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"

example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"

example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
by akuralis August 1, 2023
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