Shitman

A hitman that's bad at their job

Forsen is a shitman LULW

by assjuiceinator March 5, 2025

Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey

Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!

by heheheessdd May 30, 2025

shimagoon

somebody who found Shima from Planet Dolan extremely hot as a child, and still does.

Guy 1: "bro i'm such a shimagoon"
Guy 2: "fucking furry"

by Aidenmash July 14, 2025

Shima

The opposite of Amish.

A person who would rather use machines or technology to do things.

Wow, your oven turns itself on and off. That’s so Shima.

by Literategirafe October 11, 2025

Oral Shipment

When you french kiss another person but you fold your tongue in half to form a vector, if you will, for your gum into their mouth

"Tanner gave me an 'oral shipment' and I puked. :/"
"John was a pretty good kisser but then he gave me an 'oral shipment'."

by bethany_esda February 28, 2019

your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

carolina shitman

When someone thinks they have a fast car but it's really slow. They are a shitman instead of a hitman.

Dorsey thinks he's the Carolina hitman but he's really the Carolina shitman.

by TN1/8thracer October 19, 2020