Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025

Shield of Justice

The efed faction that stands against injustice, mostly the Children of Elysia (CoE), and all who would threaten to corrupt that efed with cult like tactics. Led by Jonathan Justice.

The Shield of Justice quickly defeated the Children of Elysia, proving once again to be the best faction in the fed.

by thegr8one713 June 6, 2018

Gender Shield

The defense mechanism that women use to ensure that men cannot stand up for themselves when they are bullied by women.

Laura insulted Mark who then made a comeback. But then Laura used her gender shield and started to cry making Mark look like a dick.

by eanrua1 December 14, 2019

graeme shields

His ancestor graeme shields looks like an autistic skely bones.

yo graeme shields why can't i pop u after a big shield bruh

ur kinnaw

by filis.filis June 11, 2018

Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

“Oh hey Matthew Shields”
“Sup, I got a chode”

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020

mariah shields

An amazing girl with a bitch side. She greats everyone kindly when she first meets them. She looks at ALL people beautiful and let their personality reflect their beauty. In your friend group she is most likely the "mom". She smiles on the outside so people believe she is happy, but she struggles and is not smiling in the inside. :(

"She is such a Mariah Shields."

by Tvdlover2009 January 23, 2018

aut shield

An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.

Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.

Person 1: Good call.

by Grannyfucker12345 July 8, 2016