shag bands

shag bands are a joke in wich people take too far .... it can simply be a group of friends havin a bit of fun or 2 people havin a little 2much fun...

SHAG BANDS
black~ sex
green~finger
glitter~girl chooses
neon~ boy chooses
clear~snapper chooses
pink~kiss
dark blue~gay sex
orange~blow job
purple~wank
light blue~ lesbo sex
yellow~hug
peach~neck
that is just the basics there are many more

by iluvsum1 October 28, 2009

shag the haggis

Scottish slang for playing the bagpipes.

Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."

Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."

Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."

Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"

Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."

Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."

by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008

Lobster shag

A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger

"hey mate look at that shagger"
"nah mate thats a lobster shagger"

by Lobster shag December 1, 2019

drag shag

1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.

Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

shag carpet

When ass air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet.

I need to shave I have the shag carpet again.

by Big Ray April 2, 2005

shag nasty

Verb used to describe a person who does especially kinky or dirty sexual acts.

Yes, I do believe he is the kind of person that would shag nasty.

by Justin Horton February 17, 2008

shag bucket

A slag of the highest proportions. Can, if you are talented enough, in conjunction with your mother for a really stanky insult

Hey dude
Your mother is a shag bucket

by Lee Simi July 18, 2004