When your watching porn on the internet and your connection is slow so your porn is jumpy and the sound is off beat with the action.
"man i was having a bat last night till i hit shag lag and i didnt know if i should keep going or stop"
by Cheyne Grainger July 9, 2007
Get the Shag Lagmug. When someone takes advantage of someone passed out from intoxication of drugs or alcohol.Involves "dragging" the unconcious life form to a private area, and "shagging" them.
by MissHayden June 16, 2009
Get the Drag And Shagmug. shag bands are a joke in wich people take too far .... it can simply be a group of friends havin a bit of fun or 2 people havin a little 2much fun...
SHAG BANDS
black~ sex
green~finger
glitter~girl chooses
neon~ boy chooses
clear~snapper chooses
pink~kiss
dark blue~gay sex
orange~blow job
purple~wank
light blue~ lesbo sex
yellow~hug
peach~neck
that is just the basics there are many more
black~ sex
green~finger
glitter~girl chooses
neon~ boy chooses
clear~snapper chooses
pink~kiss
dark blue~gay sex
orange~blow job
purple~wank
light blue~ lesbo sex
yellow~hug
peach~neck
that is just the basics there are many more
by iluvsum1 October 28, 2009
Get the shag bandsmug. Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."
Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."
Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."
Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"
Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."
Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."
Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."
Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"
Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."
Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008
Get the shag the haggismug. 1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.
Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?
by Fotofly December 4, 2010
Get the drag shagmug. A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger
by Lobster shag December 1, 2019
Get the Lobster shagmug. by Big Ray April 2, 2005
Get the shag carpetmug.