seismeister

an individual who is sneaky in a suave way

justin is such a sneaky seismeister on the soccer field.

by seismeisterlova December 9, 2021

seigfried

frank ocean's best song

seigfried is frank oceans best song

by AssDestroyer5000 April 22, 2023

laser seismograph

A highly accurate instrument which measures movement less than a millimetre deep inside the earth

The laser seismograph said there was a slight quake underneath the earth's surface.

by Nafeesa January 9, 2006

Scope Seizure

What comes after scope creep. The complete disregard for the original project parameters agreed upon by everyone involved, including the person now causing the scope seizure, (know as the douche.)

Coworker 1: "What the Actual Fuck?! Revising the PowerPoint now includes redesigning the website and producing a video?! Dude, that is total scope seizure!"

Coworker 2: "Right?? The boss totally hosed us on this one. This wasn't what we talked about at all."

Douche: "It's going to be great, isn't it?"

by hawthornenube November 2, 2010

Natalie Seixas

A person who has a fat ass and loves porn plus loves sucking big cock and fucks everyone and loves sex and is hot like those actress

Natalie Seixas is hot

by hell rising May 23, 2019

Ok seizumer

Founded by me!, I discovered this hidden language after finding it in the middle of my boomer mind, being forged by two words that is, boomer and seizures, and created a destructive power of insult and I would lmao if someone ever used this word

People 1: turn that off#, to many colors
People 2: what? No u
People 1: what are you doing?!, you sick people, ugh, I hate people like you
People2: ok seizumer

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker February 29, 2020

Mayo - Seizure

A Mayo - Seizure occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy or large amount of mayonnaise, this has a high chance of causing a Mayo - Seizure.

Hey look Jenson, Bradley and Ashton are having Mayo - Seizures!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021