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Schumer

To Schumer (verb):
(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.
Stephanie said she was going to fight the parking ticket, but she ended up Schumering once again.

Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.
by patchmonkey March 14, 2025
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Schumer

a person of the Jewish persuasion who argues everything will be okay if we just let the Nazis have their way
You're just gonna roll over like that... what a Schumer!
by SoylentGrin March 14, 2025
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Schumering

Preemptively laying your arms down during a battle & trying to convince Americans capitulation is always the best option.
Allowing cloture on the continuing resolution, despite what the base, 96% of congressional Dems & America wanted, is the one of the most egregious examples of Schumering
by WTAF GOP March 18, 2025
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Schepers' Pie

The act of eating one's own cream pie out of a woman's anus, especially but not limited to when there are undigested vegetables such as corn, carrots, peas, etc. present in the anal cream pie.
Damn dude, she was so freaky, we even tried a Schepers' Pie
by Mercedes-Benz over June 13, 2025
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Schämeritis

A made-up illness, that you tell someone has if they constantly do stuff that is embarassing, yet don't seem to notice that they are. A "Schämeritis"- patient can also be simply called "Schämer".
This guy has Schämeritis, he constantly does weird things.
by LEONIDICUZ October 17, 2025
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Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.
“We got a floater
So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome
by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025
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schmerg

How you refer to a Stupid loser who values himself and thinks everyone likes him
Hello everyone good morning!!!

Shut up you fucking schmerg
by prettyboy2008 November 26, 2025
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