Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.
Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"
by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022
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Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.
“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!
by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
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instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.
by dameyinata December 22, 2013
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Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.
“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”
by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020
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Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.
It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.
by CulverCityToast December 10, 2018
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