Salty Bargain

1) Snacks or otherwise salty goods that are purchased for a much lower price than they would ordinarily retail for.

2) Revenge that happened too quickly to be served cold, or taste sweet. It might have been done differently to how you wanted it, but it was still tasty and cost you much less time and effort than other methods. Salty bargain!!

1) Look at this half price gammon. Salty bargain!!

2) I was going to torture her for years with the idea that Imight tell her husband and eventually make her cave in and tell him herself. But then I just emailed him. Salty bargain.

by MagickDio September 22, 2011

Salty Crotch

The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.

"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"

by Thepimp&escorts July 3, 2014

Salty mouth

Based on the Malay term, "mulut masin", an ability to have most of the things said to come true.

Please dont say shit about having bad traffic, salty mouth. Not today.

by Halaljollyshandy March 10, 2017

Salty Jimmy

A "Salty Jimmy" Is a type of dick that has a salty taste and smell

she sucked the salty jimmy

by young fleh September 8, 2016

Salty Tuesday

Salty Tuesday is a sex position where (usually on a Tuesday) the male is buried completely in the sand on a beach and the female performs oral sex as the tide is rushing in. Ocean water is salty hence why this is called a "Salty Tuesday".

If you like blowjobs and margaritas then you will love a Salty Tuesday!

by Talk Real April 17, 2015

salty corndog

when an extremely attractive man receives a blowjob on the beach with a female, then immediately inserts his dick into the sand, similar to dipping a corndog in its batter, after it looks like a corndog the man proceeds to make violent sex with her.

Charlie: Hey girl come to the beach.
Maeve: Why?
Charlie: Because I want you to suck my dick, then let me get it all sandy and fuck you.
Maeve: Oh, the old salty corndog. I would love to.

by theunimpressedsmith April 28, 2013

Salty Bob

The act of receiving oral pleasure after a rigorous workout.

"I just ran a mile and now I'm gonna get me some Salty Bob."

by Paul J King February 18, 2009