An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.
Bob: "All in"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
by Cody Murray April 26, 2006
Get the river nigger mug.A river bitch is a poker term to describe a player who folds, or gives up their hand, on the river or the last card shown for the community cards in Texas Hold 'Em. Normally if they are the first to act they will check and will have a hand where they didn't know if they wanted to stay in or give up their hand.
Poker players are likely to be river bitches if they are very conservative players and don't bet much at a given time. River bitches in some cases will want to avoid showing their cards after the betting round after the river if they think their opponent(s) has a better hand.
Poker players are likely to be river bitches if they are very conservative players and don't bet much at a given time. River bitches in some cases will want to avoid showing their cards after the betting round after the river if they think their opponent(s) has a better hand.
by Sid Barrett August 6, 2007
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A poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card - and of course - to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him.
Keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 high flush, you f***ng retard!! (Tilt)
by Vinzer April 4, 2010
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Get the river monkey mug.A moderately attractive female who is trashy in a very subtle way. Large fake breasts are common on a river chick. Most guys would want to hook up with her, but would never tell their friends about the encounter if it happened. There is really nothing wrong with being a river chick and it is not necessairly a completely demeaning term. River chicks often enjoy river type activites such as floating on tubes in slutty bathing suits while drinking.
by Bar916_Briguy October 16, 2008
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Get the RIVER BREAST mug.I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.
Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
by Hugo_B February 24, 2013
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