your more dank than a dankasourus rex
by richard keys November 10, 2014
by ChillyJR October 05, 2011
Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.
"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"
"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."
"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."
by Cappy1 May 07, 2005
by FAGGOT MY ARSE January 20, 2010
A girl who is complete white trash. She is also unattractive, an attention whore, a slut, and any other combination of unbecoming qualities. Generally can be spotted in the local watering hole hitting on old skanky men in order to obtain free drinks.
by LaurCoogy February 23, 2007
Refering to an enourmous penis.
by The Real Cullen August 09, 2006
by caliquake November 11, 2009