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republican 

The American political party that protects the interests of the very wealthy and corporations by lowering their tax and regulatory burden, and making it easier for businesses to get cheap labor and cheap natural resources both at home and abroad.

Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Among wealthy: We need a Republican congress to get rid of that dreadful inheritance tax.

Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
republican by Mike Oxhard August 15, 2006
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republican special

When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.
Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!

Boss, are you sure?!?

Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
republican special by MasterKof January 13, 2022

don't be so Republican 

stop delaying and procrastinating and do something
Joe was sofrustrated with Janice being so indecisive and slow, that he said "Janice, don't be so Republican!".
don't be so Republican by godynov December 30, 2010

Republican 

(1) One who does not understand the concept of kindness, generocity, and compassion.

(2) One who believes that people in other countries are worthless, and may be used as pawns for any use deemed by fellow Republicans.

(3) One who constitutes "terrorism" as something only done by others, not themselves.

(4) One who enforces racism, inequality, a false entirely subjective God, and murder.

(5) One who is privileged enough to have inherited a lum of cash from their parents, that they need not worry about very real, very urgent social and monetary problems of others.


Thanks to Republicans little Johnny, your mother and father are being sent off to fight a non-threatening war so that our President can have more money, while we can't afford to buy new shoes even though they're too small.
Republican by Peace August 15, 2006

Republican Party 

Person 1: The Republican Party are why I hate America!
Person 2: Hardout bro!
Republican Party by mrfoyster February 7, 2012

Repubelican 

Same as a Republican, but with the word "pube" in the middle. Applies to all Republicans.
That man is a true Repubelican; he supports the death penalty but is pro-life.
Repubelican by Weezerbeezy December 14, 2008

republican 

1. Ignorant people, who like sending other people's kids to be shot to pieces so their shares in oil-companies will give them a comfortable retirement, in the few years before they burn in hell for eternity.

2. Those who's children should be drafted.
Republicans say the poor and the disabled only cost them money, so they want to have them killed in the line of 'patriotic duty', instead of their own whoring, drunk, trustfund offspring.
republican by Vincent Vega Sr September 3, 2005