miki reed

Miki Reed is a beautiful man carrying would do anything to go out of his way to help you please you in every way possible beautiful bright eyes caring loving person

Miki Reed he's a beautiful man

by Piglover420 November 22, 2017

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

reeding

Reading off Papyrus paper.

Ancient Egyptians were fond of reeding.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

Reed

Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.

Person A: hey is your name reed?
Person B: yeah why?
Person A:Here’s my number

by Floda reltih June 25, 2023

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.

by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020

Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.

"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022