Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 24, 2023
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Reeds School Boy's

A place where only the most psychotic of posh cunts are sent. Also know for its large nonce and stalker population. They are commonly known to the rest of the country as 'slimy'.
Girl 1: Do you know any slimy boy's.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, all the Reeds School Boy's.
by Bill Wedford April 17, 2022
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Reed Kessler

Reed Kessler is an amazing horseback rider. She first went into the olympics and got on the equestrian team at age 16 now she attends college while continuing horse shows. She is awesome
Gosh did you see Reed Kessler in the horse show today! She got first place she is awesome
by HorseGirl13107 April 07, 2019
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reeds rained

to be absolutely, rediculously, smashed out of your face drunk.

this comes from the fact that you can say absolutley anything and you know it means to be very drunk.
Reeds Rains just happened to be the nearest building when this was thought up.
"omg i was so reeds rained last night, i chundered all over wetherspoons"
by katie wood February 06, 2008
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Reed City

A small town not known for its yogurt but more of it's proximity to Ferris State University.
by McSnicker September 13, 2021
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Derek Richard Reed

Derek Richard Reed is Derek Richard Reed. No other explanation needed. Derek Richard Reed is the best person in the whole entire world. He is everybody’s mascot. Once you have Derek Richard Reed you can never let go. Nobody dislikes him because well how could they. Everybody loves him and always will. Derek Richard Reed is my superhero and a hero to everybody else .🥵😍❤️
I love Derek Richard Reed
by Ilovederekrichardreed August 31, 2022
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Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.
Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.
by Fatty McFatt Fatt April 22, 2011
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