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Reddit kid

The kid that wears Skechers and a sonic tee and is a certified sniper
"Yo bro you hear about the Reddit kid screaming big chungus in the bathroom"
by Thatonekid in thecorner January 12, 2021
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Reddit atheist

One of the lowest, vilest, most despicable forms of life in the known universe. Reddit atheists are a subspecies of human that are believed to have genetically diverged around the beginning of 2008.
The population of Reddit atheists is growing, and is currently around 2.7 million. Reddit atheists have developed highly odd traits, such as: a tendency to consistently ridicule christianity, christians, make absurd claims about christianity and sometimes religion as a whole. Although Reddit atheists claim to simply be non-religious, it would be more apt to describe them as anti-christian, as (despite the fact that they claim to not allow religion to rule their life) it's the only thing they ever talk or think about.
When encountering a Reddit atheist, it is best to simply immediately leave to prevent any possible brain damage that may be incurred as a result of their activities, and remember to call animal control to have the beast handled by the proper authorities.
Reddit atheist: DiD yOu KnOw ThAt ReLiGiOn iS tHe sOuRcE oF aLL eViL??
Human: Yeah, sure man. Whatever you say.
Human (whispering to other human): Call the fucking cops before this thing burns down a church.
by NotPieGuy July 17, 2022
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Reddit Resident

Typically a male virgin under the age of 30, a Reddit Resident is a person who spends so much time on Reddit that they might as well live there. All of their info comes from Reddit, all of their conversations are based on something from Reddit, and they use Reddit as a way to verify wether or not their opinions are backed up by other Reddit Residents.
Similar to basement dweller, but slightly greasier.
Typical conversation with a Reddit Resident.

Reddit Resident:

“Jeffery Epstein didn’t commit suicide......”

Normal Person:

Shut the fuck up before I kill us both.”
by SexyBobi August 19, 2019
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Reddit Rundown

When some redditor says the same thing despite being told to shut up.
Joshua can stop giving me the fucking reddit rundown, no one fucking cares?
by Thebumbum January 18, 2020
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reddit coochie

When you're around a girl and she keeps trying to show you memes off the r/dankmemespage. Does not have to be a gamer girl, but it helps.
I know I was doing things right with this girl who has a reddit coochie, she kept giving me upvotes if you know what I mean.
by urmom6969420 September 24, 2021
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Reddit Tier

Something is reddit tier when it is broadly appealing to high school/college age white boys. It must be obsessed with science without actually understanding science, and it should discount any attempt to explain something through philosophy, or god forbid (lol) religion.
Bro your opinion on Descartes is reddit tier. It's absolutely possible that there is a you other than the one in your body.
by my name is not billy February 1, 2021
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reddit hole

When you are supposed to be doing something else but instead you are looking at reddit.
I should have gotten back to work sooner but I got stuck in a reddit hole
by Poul P October 25, 2011
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