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by UnfinishedBook April 11, 2022
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Anyone who is not a member of the global high society. Anyone who is not very wealthy, intelligent, beautiful, or well known.

Essentially a modern day commoner; peasant.
A loser.
He's a prince, but he takes the metro with all of the randoms.

He's a nobody, he doesn't even have a trust fund; he's pretty much a random.
by Yan Yan Sakikabaru December 20, 2010
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ra ra random

someone (usually girls aged mid-teens) who get excited over the slightest thing, get placebo-drunk, talk at you not to you, overuse the words: 'random', 'totally', and 'oh my god'. These people usually travel in packs of about 5-10, wearing almost identical clothing to each other. If for some warped reason you wish to seek these people out, just follow the sounds of high pitched over-excited screams.
"Hey, you wanna come to a field party"
"No ta, there'll be too many ra ra randoms, i'm off to the pub"
by Rosie Jacobs May 20, 2007
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random hobo

A sexual maneuver involving a guy fucking a girl from behind, and as he's fucking her he slips out mid-pump and replaces himself with a vagrant fresh off the street.

If perfectly executed the vagrant resumes with the same rhythym, which feels no different to the girl (except for added vaginal friction from the scabs and warts on the hobo's dick, and ass slaps are now somewhat muffled by the hobo's fingerless gloves).

The guy then puts himself in plain view of the girl who thinks he is fucking her. Little does she know she's about to get stabbed in the ass with a dirty heroin needle.
Last night I gave this slut the ol' Random Hobo.

That girl got Hobo'ed five times last semester.
by 8============D - - - - (.)(.) February 16, 2009
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random guy

A name for a person you talk to without having a clue about who they are. This can be someone you use frequently in conversations without their knowledge, and/or stalk.
Hey, random guy, how's it going?

I just told a random guy that I love him.
by somebuggy May 24, 2006
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Random

ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me.
WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?
Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im:

-putting repeated letters at the end of words.

"Hii" "Randomm!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr"

-Saying "rawr"

"Rawrr!"
" OMG your so randomm like :D "

- Being just like every other pradictable fucker.

"LOL OMG"
"Rawrr!"

- Wearing Neon. >:l
by candycaneissocoollike August 6, 2009
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An event or value that is non-deterministic, hence unpredictable.
The system was modelled using random variables.
by officestrider May 3, 2006
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