Quotester

(Quotes-ster). n. A person who creates and/or shares those irritating and assuming words-of-pseudo-wisdom (e.g., hipster quotes).

You know those irritating "inspirational" and "empowering" images you see on Facebook? Yup, the kind that has stupid phrase over a filtered picture". Blame the quotesters for that.

by Malinaw August 12, 2012

clunge quota

1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.

1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.

by hairygunt September 27, 2010

Titty Quota

A pledge to yourself to come into contact with as much titty as possible during that day.

I just fulfilled my titty quota for the day after feeling that girl's titties.

by Skazfest September 23, 2011

Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard

Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes

by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014

The Quotes

A shared document on the Apple notes app where people add infamous quotes from the student body and teachers from The Fenn School.

*someone says something funny*
Hey! Add that to the quotes!

by Pinky toe licker 69 March 9, 2020

Spock air quotes

Similar to the standard air quotes gesture however you use the Spock hand formation and only use it to describe scientific or technical quotes.

I would have called bullshit on his string theory explanation however he did use Spock air quotes so I’m pretty sure he is correct.

by Sperbs and paint can Rench July 22, 2019

Quotev

Quotev is a reading and writing website on which you can create stories, quizzes, and polls as well as read them. Roleplaying became prominent on Quotev around 2013, since then the anount of roleplayers has grown extraordinarily. Some people use it as social media and here are some of the more popular or infamous accounts;

brii @treesvap : brii is a crybaby bitch, she loves to run her mouth and then block everyone and proceed to run her mouth.

emilee @littlepaws (formely @roughkisses) : aka the girl who cried digital rape, she is a sad excuse for a person and she looks like shrek :(((

Hatty Mealy @Unintended : the epitome of headassery and was caught up when he cheated on Romelo hehehehe scandalous.

satan/riley : everyone lies and says she's racist but she's not and despite what y'all see she's actually mad cool

samantha : ugh she's so beautiful and y'all start drama with her because you hate urselves

hail haley : i dont know her url but she's always in something, she's similar to brii; corny, ugly, and loves to play the victim. also she exposed someone's nudes once (the person she exposed ended up being a catfish so i wonder who she actually exposed??)

LONDON @Classyho : she's amazing and so sweet

romante/kevon : no url cause i move around a lot but im amazing and everything i say is true and law so look me up and find me.

hehehehehehe follow me

"qUoTeV iS sO tOxIC!!"

"qUoTeV iS a rEAdInG wEbSiTe"

by ROMANTE August 31, 2018