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quota

When one is at a party and must make out with a predetermined number of females.
did you meet your quota ryan?
no, I'm a loser
by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005
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Quotev

Quotev is a website full of ppl from ages 12-19 it use to be a place where everyone mostly wrote stories n quizzes but now nobody cares about those and just use the activity page known as the "feed" and it is run by "feed spammers" that think they the sh*t bc they got over 5k followers and anyone with less than 1k is considered a carrot or of theyre a noob. Beware there always is drama and a catfish that ppl gonna be talking about
dont go there if you wanna get sucked into a wasteful time of your life
i have no social life bc of quotev
by curiouss June 1, 2017
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brown kid quotient

The brown kid quotient (or BKQ) is the number of total students divided by the number of brown kids in a school. It can be used to make quick and accurate judgments of a school's affluence and prestige. Closely related to a school's academic achievement.
Rich: Hey Allison, you should go to Queens with me.
Allison: Fuck that, the BKQ is too high, I'd get raped.

Nerd: I can't attend Fowler, its brown kid quotient is off the charts!!
by Quarr February 24, 2011
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best quote ever

"As we Irish say, speak for your fucking self, dickhead."
That is the best quote ever!!
by Zippo August 18, 2003
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Quotation

Short for fixed price quotation.
A (usually written and time limited) fixed price offer to supply goods and/or services. In response to a consumer request.

Compare:
Estimate.
Jane was instructed to get three quotations for the drainage project before appointing a contractor to the job.
by Master Electrician January 12, 2007
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quotatious

Adjective. Used to describe a piece of writing that is comprised mostly of quotations from other sources. Common in high school and undergraduate writing.
In conversation:

TA 1: Did you finish grading that paper?

TA 2: Yeah. It was OK, but quotatious as hell.

TA 1: I hate that.

In action:

While "we can only know so much about this topic," (Source 1), it is vital that we remember "the importance of quoting quotes" (Source 2). Additionally, "quotes are of vital importance," (Source 3) and make up "a large part of our language" (Source 4). In conclusion, this is "an easy way to write papers" (Source 5); furthermore, it "facilitates laziness" (Source 6), "pads paper length" (Source 7), and allows the author to "appear intelligent and well-read" (Source 8).
by Eli949 May 5, 2011
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Quaft

When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.
Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.
by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011
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