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Quantum entanglement

The totally real, non-coke binge fueled theory, that particles can affect other particles at any distance without direct contact. Totally real and not magic.
Quantum entanglement is the science behind voodoo dolls, telepathy and telekinesis.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Quantum Physics

1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.

2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.
Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously
Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
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Quantum Physics X

The Quantum “X” is PSI x wavefunction (X,Y,Z and L).

1. Complex Functions
2. State of System
3. Gives Probabilities
If you imagine or see on a X Graph, you’ll see that there is the Re line goes upward, downwards, then on the line. The Im line goes upward and then on the line. But if you see on the 1-PSI-2 line, you will see that is strongly goes up more than the Re or the Im but then it goes on the line.
“The Quantum Physics X is useful for the X Graph.”
by Wargom July 1, 2024
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quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity

The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is when a random shift occurs within the electrons of atoms causing particles to become entangled within an area. when a large enough number of the charged particles become entangled, there is a rapid discharge of electrons caused by the polarity shift. the energy that is released by this creates different types of plasma that lead to different phenomenon such as ball lightning.
The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is what led to the creation of the ball lightning creating a beautiful, yet destructive wake in its path.
by Jefew November 25, 2024
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Quantum Quark Address

Quantum Quark Address - A Quantum Quark Address is when you pathologically communicate with pornography reporters speaking Nigerian in the dickolodean accent so you’re wrong via fallacy & misinformation spread therefore you win.
Ohio Citizen - Yo bro have u seen the quantum Quark Address? Detriot Citizen: Yea bro I stole it from the Urban Dictionary cause u can have shit in detroit
by Flawdajitboaaa January 19, 2023
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quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.
Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..
by Sparky286 December 20, 2014
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