programming

typing commands into a computer, then regret your life descisions.

My friend started programming, we wont see him for long.

by Pigpot April 18, 2022

Program

Any intimate and/or sexual activity with a woman.

“Hey bro, did you end up getting any program with that chick you were talking to the other night?”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

programming

When your locked up in Jail, Prison and you Workout either with cellmates or your race when its Yard Time.

Red- I was programming wit the Norte's back in the Pen.

by God'sWarrior23 July 19, 2022

Programagrad.

An incredibly stupid bi- ped who buys into a pyramid scheme of epic psychological bullshit who allows others to correct the course of they're life at great cost unconstitutionally, uses them for personal gain and then watches them implode.

If one more programagrad. tries to tell me that it's for the "cause" or my own good I will explode if they don' t kill me first.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Programming

Programming is hitting plastic and make the screen go beep beep boop boop and then you get cash

"Hey John" "Hey Carl" "Can you something for me?" "No, I'm busy programming"

by Realirist January 22, 2023