a: I THINK YOU COULD USE A PB&J
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
by i am so frikin bored.... February 22, 2011
Get the pwn-nut buttermug. 
Person 1: I'm leaving you for larry! You're a horrible lover!
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.
by Brandon K. and Drew P. July 15, 2007
Get the cell pwnmug. by evro_hax_pwn&coulter_1337sauce June 18, 2009
Get the pwn-a-saurus-rexmug. Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
by Wonaldo April 21, 2008
Get the skills to pwn the billsmug. A sign that you perform after nubslapping someone. see nub
It is created by putting down your middle and ring finger and leaving your thumb, pinky, and index finger out.
It is created by putting down your middle and ring finger and leaving your thumb, pinky, and index finger out.
by Johnny Mason May 9, 2006
Get the pwn signmug. A martial art developed by monks in Japwn, it is based on the use of the element Pwntassium (also known as midichlorians a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away) and weapwns to achieve extremely l33tness.
After the age of Al Capwn (the use of Tommy Guns in the 20's for drive-by assassination) German scientists discovered Pwntassium, and used it in the creation of Pwn Fu, comparable to Gun-Kata, and it was later used to create super soldiers capable of killing Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel ran over the scientists and stole the element Pwntassium to achieve better acceleration in illegal street racing. Later, when crossing the finish line he created the expression "Pwntastic".
The Japwnese Monks understood the real power of Pwntassium, and developed Tae Pwn Do to defend their country from their pwntagonists, the Noobsville Army.
After the age of Al Capwn (the use of Tommy Guns in the 20's for drive-by assassination) German scientists discovered Pwntassium, and used it in the creation of Pwn Fu, comparable to Gun-Kata, and it was later used to create super soldiers capable of killing Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel ran over the scientists and stole the element Pwntassium to achieve better acceleration in illegal street racing. Later, when crossing the finish line he created the expression "Pwntastic".
The Japwnese Monks understood the real power of Pwntassium, and developed Tae Pwn Do to defend their country from their pwntagonists, the Noobsville Army.
Tae Pwn Do is the best martial art in the world... But you need Pwntassium to use it, so even a drunken scotish cyclops could take you out...
by ElPatronPT September 27, 2009
Get the Tae Pwn Domug.