willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

Pepper Putty

When one drops a deuce and the fecies is a green, pastey texture that burns the hole, and is nearly impossible to wipe.

I Had a bad case of Pepper Putty all week, doctor.

by Li Spatch April 19, 2009

monkey puttzing

random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently

I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.

by murryxramone June 22, 2011

silly putty buddy

When two or more bros put their dicks in the same big ol' piece of silly putty, or use that same hunk of putty as a double sided dildo.

Note: NOT GAY, just 2 dudes enjoying some sweet putty smashing

Bro 1: Hey bro, tryna become my silly putty buddy?

Bro 2: Hell yeah broseph, let's raw dog that putt!

by the mysterious j & batman April 10, 2019

Inoflein putput

When somebody has to take a big shit.

Bro do you need to inoflein putput.

by MashiNashi September 30, 2020

Butt Putt

The insertion of a golf putter handle into one's anus. You then stand over the ball and wiggle your hips to hit the ball towards the hole. First one to sink it wins the hole.

"I got shit all over the handle of my putter from when we played butt putt last week."

by MyVeinyMeat November 15, 2020

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021