Blumpkin Patch

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.

"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."

by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011

pitch up

To arrive, come to a place

(from 'to pitch a tent')

"What time do you think you'll pitch up round my place?"
"Gary pitched up at my house at 10pm last night."

by zimman August 28, 2005

1 Girl 1 Pitcher

An extremely mild form of the video 2 girls 1 cup. In this video. We see a girl with her arms tied and a man holding her vagina open. She then proceeds to urinate into what is usually used as a vessel to hold a beverage, which is being held by the man. She fills it up most of the way. It looks as though the urine could just be a frothy beer. The man then proceeds to move it up and hold the pitcher to her lips. She drinks deeply until all of the urine has been consumed. It can also be seen running down the sides of her mouth onto her ripped white shirt. The video ends with the man using his incredibly small flaccid penis to urinate into said pitcher, insinuating to the user there is more urine consumption to proceed.

Me: Man I had some off-brand beer last night called CAMO.
Bob: How'd it taste man?
Me: It tasted like 1 Girl 1 Pitcher.

by CToTheBrome February 2, 2008

Chicopee Pitch

A card game similar to Pitch (high, low jack, game) in which the bidder leads the King of trump while holding the Ace. Usually played in Chicopee, Massachusetts by middle-age people with sixth grade educations and few teeth.

After the King is lead, all at table exclaim "Chicopee Pitch!" in a derogatory manner.

by nkn March 7, 2003

pitch a tent

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

by Greg October 17, 2002

Pitchforkcore

Music (especially indie music) or bands that were popularized by the music website Pitchfork. Often used derisively.

At this point I think we can assume that any band with "Beach" in its name is Pitchforkcore.

White kids who don't listen to rap will listen to Odd Future because it's Pitchforkcore.

by hataraxia August 22, 2011

Penny pitchers

One night a week or month when the bars (usually in college towns) charge a cover and then let patrons drink all the cheap beer they can. You have to get there early to get a pitcher or you're out of luck, they go fast.

"Hey are you going to Dill tonight?"
"Nah, I'm kinda broke, I'm headin to the Madhatter for penny pitchers!"

"Hey, I heard you coming in at 5am through the window, did you puke in the microwave...!?"
"Ohh maybe...I dunno..I went to penny pitchers..."

by lono1807 June 3, 2009