Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.

I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.

by TomCat7770 February 10, 2010

Pencil Poaching

Scouring the halls after school to find pencils people have dropped on the ground.

Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!

by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011

The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.

William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.

by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011

Hole punching

The act of two men ramming their assholes together.

I caught Kevin and Larry hole punching each other at Jamie's party last night.

by Hobby-less December 27, 2016

you are preaching to the choir

Another way to say I agree

Person 1: Do you think we should move the table?
Person 2: you are preaching to the choir

by Suitability October 5, 2017

Pulching

The sexual act of fisting the anus until it is wide and deep enough for you to fill with the 3 dominant ingredients to trifle. Jam, custard and sponge.

The 'pulcher' then commits to anal sex with the 'pulchee', and causing the ingredients to mix into a tasty treat.

The 'pulcher' then consumes the mixture through a combination of excretion and felching.

Dude A: "Man, my girlfriend wants to try pulching."

Dude B: "LAWL!!111ooneone!! Hope you like trifle.. /smirk"

by TeamPwnz0r August 2, 2008

Hawiian Punching

When someone offers you a drink from their beverage and you chug it.

Kid 1: Want some soda?

Hawiian Punching Kid: Sure!

*CHUG* *CHUG* *CHUG*

Kid 1: Hey don't drink all of it!

Hawiian Punching Kid: He he he...

by The master of awesomeness January 21, 2008