Pudgelating

The clawing action cats and kittens perform on ones leg when comfortable or seeking milk. Often accompanied by purring.

Ouch this kitten is Pudgelating me.

by SmittenKitten March 25, 2009

Podgemeister

Someone of a heavy, even rotund, physical frame.

Get that fat hoof off my sneaker, you podgemeister!

by Rainier Wolfcastle April 26, 2005

pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.

Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.

by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006

podgering

The act of having sex using your podger

Last night i gave my girlfriend such a good podgering she baked me a cake.

by Jengybhoy May 29, 2007

Podgeball

A rather clumsy obese person shaped somewhat like a beachball and often crashing into things due to his/her bulk. Tend to live in fast food outlets.

"I was sitting on the train minding my own business when suddenly this waddling great podgeball came crashing onto the seat next to me, burger in one paw, half a kilo of chips in t'other".

by Jozza H. June 4, 2009

Pudley

A toadish imp with slighty jewy charateristics. Generally found in Wales.

my roomate got drunk and naked again....

Which one?

The Pudley obv

by Unicornorgy April 14, 2012

pidged

To be taken to a secluded place and have your anus penetrated by a bearded man against your will.

"I couldn't pay my tick bill so I got pidged by my dealer"

by Justadumbdog June 10, 2016