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Puddlefist

The act of a male ‘pulling out’ during the act of making love with his freaky, freaky bitch before he ejaculates into a puddle on the floor. The male then dips his knuckles into said puddle and fists the ever-loving fuck out of his partner.
Person 1: “Dude Becky is a freak! I hear she likes to get puddlefisted!”
Person 2: “What’s the big deal? I’ve been getting puddlefisted since 2007.”
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puddleslap 

Puddleslap the act of shitting in someone's mouth then fucking it .....
I bet you the girls from two girls one cup would let you bust a puddleslap!
puddleslap by FuQ2Bitch May 2, 2020

Puddleshine 

Literally the best warrior character ever. I thought he was dead though.
I love Puddleshine
Puddleshine by AlexWolf12 April 1, 2021
an absolute idiot that no one likes
Did you hear about puddlez?
Oh yeah i hate that guy
Puddlez by Klimter October 3, 2021

Puddle Blaster 

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm
A female who's tits are so small, that when they lay in the rain, it creates a puddle.
Autumns not even a small, she's a puddles
Puddles by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Puddle Puffer 

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.
Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!