Jack Perry

yikes

"Yo what are you doing for lunch?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as Jack Perry doesn't come!"

by Jack Perry har har har March 22, 2023

on Perry

"on Perry" is a saying that means very similar to the saying "on god". Saying on Perry is something that must always be honored and respected and you can never lie on Perry. If you lie on Perry, you have broken the ancient truce between the Tamil tree people and the inhabitants of Wynnum west that will result in a deadly war.

Jackson: yo I got some sloppy toppy from my sister on the weekend.
legend Jake and Azzer: that is caparooni.
Jackson: on Perry cunt

by The fartmeister June 5, 2023

Taking the Train to Perry

When your life is a bender.

It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.

by HALFWAYMARK April 10, 2017

Where's Perry?

When you're feeling the jiggy jiggy so you approached your girlfriend in the basement and scream "I know what we're gonna do today!" and right before she gets to resist, hopelessly crawling away from you, you insert your tallywacker so deep(any holes will do) It can't be seen anymore, and you whisper in her ears "Where's Perry?"

Legend says it is also a famous line from Phineas and Ferb that whenever they got an Idea to 'what they're gonna do today', their pet platypus named Perry will suddenly vanish to a secret mission. LAME...

"I know what we're gonna do today!" Chad screamed.

"No! please! It's been 2 months! Have Mercy on m-... AHHHHHHHHHH!" Anna exclaimed.
"Anna, Where's Perry?" Chad asked

by Bruh_cow_lee October 14, 2020

The Ol’ Perry

When you get whiskey dick so bad that you have to use your thumb as a make shift penis

That guy was so drunk last night he had to give that girl the ol’ Perry

by Vpshop September 19, 2021

Jean Jacques Perry

A guy who was a pioneer in electronic music and made several albums from 1966 to 1976 and worked with Gershwin Kingsley from 1965 to 1967. He was known for being one of the first people to use the Moog synthesizer in 1968. He used the Oindoline before that. He made very weird and happy songs. He made great music. Sadly, he passed away in 2016. Rest in piece, Jean Jacques Perry.

Jean Jacques Perry sure made good music!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Perry the platypus

The best agent in the world no one can beat him.

Perry the platypus I have a special mission for you

by Nfbfbfndndntbfb October 20, 2020