presentate

When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.

BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"

by The Presentater December 18, 2009

Present perfect tense

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

by Shadowbeast December 2, 2011

posenger

Someone who tries to look like a bike messenger.

Whoa, check out that person riding a track bike with a Chrome bag and a Kryptonite lock in their back pocket. What a posenger!

by 341 July 7, 2007

Proken

(1.) The random misspelling of a word (see "broken"). (2.) A trendy word (see "trendy")

"he stole my clover! he stole my name! he stole my life! *punches statue* and now he's proken my hand!"

<Scott> j00 sir r make teh trendy word!

by Chaz Ghostle March 2, 2003

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

passive aggressive present

A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.

"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"

"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"

"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"

by LibertyBlue November 19, 2009

prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.

1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008